earth is done for,
it's time to bail
the atmosphere
has peaced out
we're hitting the
the ejector seat
As part of the ruling elite, you will have a chance to continue the species aboard The Charon
As the last bastion of humanity, only a select few will have the opportunity to live on.
If selected, you'll be expected to make a sizeable donation to the Mars colony.
We've rounded up enough plebs so you'll never have to lift a finger ever again.
We've prepared a 600 day podcast on Martian culture. Perfect for the length of the trip!
extinction is the new black