earth is done for,

it's time to bail

the atmosphere

has peaced out

we're hitting the

the ejector seat

a ferry across the void, if you have the coin

As part of the ruling elite, you will have a chance to continue the species aboard The Charon

01.
bon voyage, poor people

As the last bastion of humanity, only a select few will have the opportunity to live on.

fortune favours the rich
02.
going green

If selected, you'll be expected to make a sizeable donation to the Mars colony.

03.
'manuel' labor

We've rounded up enough plebs so you'll never have to lift a finger ever again.

04.
learn the customs

We've prepared a 600 day podcast on Martian culture. Perfect for the length of the trip!

extinction is the new black

seek passage

get your influences ready

last memory

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